Verse 1:
You are my best friend
and you are my life
If it were legal,
I'd make you my wife
Cause you are so special
and you are so right
You're with me all day
and all of the night
We've grown now for so long
We're one and the same
Your spirit is wild,
can never be changed
Let's go to the drive-in
and fog up the windows
and hold each other all through the night
And if you don't love me
the way that I love you
I could just break down and cry

Chorus:
Cause you're my beard
You're my beard
You keep me safe and warm
and soak up all my tears
Without your love my soul
would surely disappear
You're my beard

Verse 2:
I'd be so lonely
if you weren't around
Cause you protect me,
keep me safe and sound
You make me so horny
I need all your love
and we can do things
you've never dreamed of
I just want to stroke you
and feel your true shape
I vow not to leave you
I'll never shave

Boyz II Men Apology Breakdown:
I love you beard
That's why I wrote this song for you
All I wanted to do
is have little baby beards with you,
but you didn't want any
So now all I wanna do
is take you down to the barbershop
and get my face all lathered up
And maybe I'll just
shave you off forever!
But I probably can't do it...

Chorus:
Cause you're my beard
You're my beard
You're my beard
You keep me safe and warm
and soak up all my tears
Without your love my soul
would surely disappear
You're my beard
You're my beard

You're my beard
Shoo be doo
You're my beard