Verse 1:
I saw a pair of titties that would blow your mind
They're big and round and hang towards the ground
With silver dollar nipples that could pay for your tab
Cop a feel if you doubt they are real
They bounce up and down while they're driving through town
A hand full of fun, but disturbing to some!

Chorus:
Some people call him bitch tits,
but that's not politically correct
His name is Man Boobs!

Verse 2:
He stumps scientists, he's a freak of nature
He's got mammary glands that don't belong on a man
The doctors thought he might be half-man, half-woman
but after some tests, he's just man with some breasts
He's got oversized nipples like that of a cow
You could squeeze his utters for some Man Boob Butter

Chorus:
Some people call him bitch tits,
but that's not politically correct
His name is Man Boobs!

Motorboats:
Motorboat!
Motorboat!
Motorboat!
Motorboat!