The Band of Beards
The Naturally Disastrous Love Song

Verse 1:
I wanna tongue you like a tornado
(and lick between your thighs)
and make you feel like we're not in Kansas anymore
(nah girl, we're havin' sex)
I'm about to blow all over your body
(but I can go another round)
My gusts of wind will blow out your windows and your doors
(orgasms galore)
I'll make love to you just like a natural disaster

Verse 2:
I'ma make your legs shake like an earthquake
(I'ma smack that ass)
The San Andreas ain't got nothing on my love
(wanna see my balls?)
The way I'm moving with get you screaming
(you're gonna wake up my mom)
Just hold on tight, girl, cause the walls are coming down
(oh no, I think I'm coming)

Chorus:
Like hurricane I'ma pound your beach
Like a wildfire I'ma burn your trees
Like an avalanche I'ma bury you in snow
Like a volcano, I'm about to blow!

Verse 3:
Now my pants are swelling like a tsunami
(I got an erection)
Better run for cover cause I'm bout to flood your town
(with all of my sperm)
So grab ahold of the nearest tree branch
(I'm talking bout my ****)
But don't squeeze too tightly cause you're bound to break it off
(oh no! I came again!)

Chorus:
Like hurricane I'ma pound your beach
Like a wildfire I'ma burn your trees
Like an avalanche I'ma bury you in snow
Like a volcano, I'm about to blow!

**Wizard of Oz Inspired Musically Orgasmic Breakdown**







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