The Band of Beards... they're a band and they have beards.  But their allure is more than just their bearded nature.  An undeniable force lies deep beneath the sexy carpets of hair they've grown upon their faces.  But when asked what is behind the strong gravitational pull of countless promiscuous women towards their music, Ryan Burklow simply replied, "It's the beards.  Chicks dig beards.  Ask Kenny Loggins!  Beards meet you half way.  Beards are a highway to the danger zone.  I believe in love, and I believe in beards.  I grew my beard because of Kenny Loggins... and all the hot chicks it got him."

Jim Grubaugh feels differently about his band's draw.  He interrupted, "Yeah, I guess our beards have a pretty sizeable influence in our song writing.  But The Band of Beards would be sexual magnets; facial hair or no.  I'd say it's more of a combination of our heavenly harmonies and chiseled physiques."  Ryan agrees, "Yeah, our success definitely has a lot to do with our chiseled physiques.  Probably about 99 percent.  The other 1 percent all goes to Kenny Loggins."

Contrary to popular belief, The Band of Beards were not always bearded.  Nor were they always a band when you really think about it. Before they were The Band of Beards, they were merely two lost boys in a lonely beardless world searching for the meaning of life. In the early 90s, they wanted to be like Boys II Men, but soon realized they weren't black and couldn't sing. In the late 90s, they wanted to be like The Backstreet Boys, but found out they didn't have the boyish good looks and couldn't dance. In the early 2000s, they wanted to be like Eminem, but noticed they couldn't rap and didn't know any famous doctors to drop the beat. As a last resort, they formed what is now known as, The Band of Beards.